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31 December

Well, thanks for all the fish, Fag Ends! The comm's not going anywhere, but these delightful messages from us mods will now fade into the distance... Enjoy yourselves and enjoy 2017!

Crush

1. "Bleedin' crime is what it is…"
2. "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer."
3. "It's funnier if it's true."
4. "What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?"
5. "Our little sex game was just the beginning."

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30 December

Whooosh! (That would be the new year creeping in...)

Lies My Parents Told Me

1. "Have you seen the new library? There's nothing but computers! There's not a book to be seen."
2. "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain."
3. "Her eyes, balls of honey."
4. "Forgiveness makes us human; blah-dee-blah-blah-blah..."
5. "Darling, it's who you'll always be: a limp, sentimental fool."

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29 December

The lights are still bright! This episode less so.

Dead Things

1. "We missed the bed again."
2. "I think the New Kids On The Block posters are starting to date me."
3. "Have you seen my underwear?"
4. "Oh... Balls."
5. Localised temporal disturbance.

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28 December

Something to write home about in the dark days of winter...

The Gift

1. "It's always got to be blood."
2. "Here to help. Wanna live."
3. "I imagine you hate me right now."
4. "The gods themselves do tremble."
5. "I know you'll never love me."

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27 December

I really do think S4 is underrated.

Primeval

1. "I'm not much the being-sent-for type."
2. "Okay - let's not quibble about who failed who."
3. "I'll probably have a brisk jog later on."
4. "After all we've done… Nah, I can't even act surprised."
5. "You could never hope to grasp the source of our power."

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26 December

And the calendar goes on! What will these next few days bring???

Never Leave Me

1. "Pretty bitchin', right? I'm like Obi Wan!"
2. "Babe 2: Pig in the City was really underrated."
3. "Apparently I just slaughtered half of Sunnydale, pet. I'm not really worried about being polite anymore."
4. "Maybe it's another musical. A much crappier musical."
5. "Usually the operative completes his task and either blows his head off or steals a submarine."

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25 December

Hope everyone's had a great day! If nothing else, there's always time for buffalo wings...

Fool for Love

1. "It's not about the moves, love."
2. "I prefer placing my energies into creating things of beauty."
3. "I mean, if you're looking for fun, there's Death, there's Glory, and sod all else, right?"
4. "You think we're dancing?"
5. "Death is on your heels baby - and, sooner or later, it's going to catch you..."

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24 December

*looks wistfully towards the rooftops hoping for a glimpse of Father Christmas*

Something Blue

1. "Giles, help; he's gonna scold me."
2. "That's it. I'm gagging you."
3. "Oh Spike! Of course it's yes."
4. "Wear this to the rehearsal dinner and the whole things's off."
5. "That's it. You're off the usher list."

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23 December

It's all anticipation now, isn't it??

Once More with Feeling

1. "Crawl out of your grave, you find this fight just doesn't mean a thing."
2. "You have monkey trouble?"
3. "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
4. "I've read this tale; there's wedding then betrayal"
5. "Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at this point, so I'm open to anything."

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22 December

So, what I want to know is why we never got another two-part episode after Bargaining. (Because we didn't, did we?)

Becoming, Part Two

1. "Female, blond, approximately sixteen years old. Suspect is very dangerous."
2. "I want to save the world."
3. "She's, uh, hell on the old skins, you know."
4. "All right. Someone get the chainsaw."
5. Quod perditum est, invenietur.

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21 December

The Holly King is dead, long live the King of the Oak! Blessed Yule!

Beneath You

1. Was it my sparkling personality? Or maybe you enjoyed my work at the Doublemeat Palace?
2. I'm command central, so everybody check in with me.
3. Sunnydale: come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.
4. Look, at least we're all bipeds, which is more than I can say for Ronnie, the worm boy.
5. I dreamed of killing you.

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20 December

So many lines, so little time.

Life Serial

1. "Whose yummy face?"
2. "Self-destruct! Self-destruct!"
3. "I can't help where the forces of darkness attack me."
4. "Stop touching my magic bone!"
5. "You're a creature of the darkness - like me."

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19 December

Oh yes, that would be an important episode, wouldn't it...

Out of My Mind

1. "It's blood. It's what I do!"
2. "He's not the only one who can die, Spike."
3. "You'll have me up and killing before the night's over."
4. "...bathe in the Slayer's blood, I'm gonna dive into it, swim in it, do the bloody backstroke."
5. "She follows me, you know. Tracks me down. I'm her pet project... Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture."

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18 December

What is it? What is it? Hmm, an unsung gem?

Goodbye Iowa

1. "Storm the Initiative. Yeah, let's take on those suckers."
2. "I will not squat in that dank hole."
3. "Bugger it... I'm your guy."
4. "A boy. How do you work?"
5. "Been a real pisser of a day..."

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17 December

I actually hate this episode. But we included it anyway! That's the professional way we came into Fag Ends, and that's the professional way we leave...

Chosen

1. "This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent."
2. "He wears lifts, you know."
3. "Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off."
4. "Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily."
5. "I'm getting zero juice here, and I look like Elizabeth Taylor."

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Time is what turns kittens into cats

Let's face it, I have a soft spot for cat-fic, and I always wonder what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico...

Post-NFA...

( Time turns Vampires into Cats )

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16 December

*jingle-jingle-jingle-jingle Christmas bells*

Tabula Rasa

1. "Time, time, time - is what turns kittens into cats!"
2. Miss Psycho Pep Squad
3. "You need to give me asylum."
4. "I knew there was a reason I hated you…"
5. "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"

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Regrets, I've Had a Few

Another ficlet for our final month's prompts - a drabble this time. And hopefully I can write something a little more seasonal before the end of the month.

Setting: BtVS season 6, between As You Were and Hell's Bells
Rating: PG
For the prompt: Restless. Men with your...sales.

Regrets, I've Had a Few

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15 December

An episode that divides opinion! Because, really, is pink SMG's colour or not?

Intervention

1. "Weird love is better than no love."
2. "You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad."
3. "I'm helpless against you, you fiend."
4. "Darn your sinister attraction."
5. "It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches."

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14 December

*cue ominous music*

Dead Things

1. "If you close your eyes and repeatedly smash yourself in the head with frozen meat, it'll go away."
2. "And I'm falling for that again because of the surprise lobotomy?"
3. "We're not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? 'Cause there's this last thread of dignity I've been desperately clinging to."
4. "Don't think about the evil, bloodsucking fiend."
5. "That's all it is to you, isn't it?"