Blooming Lovely

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Title: Blooming Lovely
Author: Waddiwasiwitch
Rating: PG13
Setting: Post Series
Words: 326
Prompt: The Thought Police

Buffy and Spike were snuggled on the sofa.  He pulled her closer to him and revelled in her warmth. 

“Mmm,” came the response from the blonde.  Her eyes were shut but he could see a small upturn of her luscious lips.  She was pretending to be asleep.  An evil grin appeared on his face.  He started to tickle her.  He worked his fingers slowly at first and she started to wriggle slightly.  She kept her eyes closed however.    

“Right then, luv, if you won’t give in easy then you give me no choice.”  He resumed his tickling in a less merciful fashion and it was only a few moments before his slayer opened her eyes.  She was unable to refrain from laughing any longer.

“Idiot,” she managed between giggles.

“You were thinking about sneaking out on me, weren’t you?  You were waiting for me to fall asleep first.”

Her mouth opened in surprise.  “No,” she replied.

He pouted.  “You were going to go slaying and not take me with you.”

She smiled sheepishly.  “You can’t go slaying in your condition.  You know that.”

They looked down as enormous stomach.

Spike rolled his eyes.  “And you know I’m not really pregnant.  It’s just a spell.”

She rubbed his belly softly.  “Yeah baby, but that stomach is going to get in the way.”

He glared at her not happy at all with her words. 

“Of course,” she added, “you’re still really sexy.  Some might say even blooming.”

He threw a pillow at her head and pulled her toward him one more.  “Bitch!  Heartless bints must be punished.”

She scrunched her nose. “Why do you always read my mind anyway?  You’re like the thought police.”

“Been reading Orwell, love?”

She looked at him blankly.  He laughed. 

“This mean you’ve forgiven me?” She asked with a hopeful smile.  “See – this is me being sorry.”

“I’ll make you sorry,” he promised with a leer before capturing her lips with a kiss.