It's November, a particularly flammable month at the beginning- this side of the Pond at least. A bit of a nightmare for vampires, I should think.
Here are five health and safety-conscious Bonfire Night prompts for you, courtesy of everyone's favourite Fireman, Sam (here in the original Welsh).
1)Ensure that your bonfire is stable and remember to never light it with a flammable liquid.
2) Always pour water on the embers before leaving the bonfire at the end of the bonfire party.
3) Always light fireworks at arm’s length with a taper. You must never return to a lit firework and never throw a spent firework on a bonfire
4) Always hold sparklers at arm's length and wear gloves when handling them. Once the sparklers are out make sure you put them in a bucket of water.
5) Always hold sparklers at arm's length and wear gloves when handling them. Once the sparklers are out make sure you put them in a bucket of water.
Have fun, and remember, never run with sparklers.