This started as a response to 'Killer Tomatoes', I swear, but it ended up being more about the Olympics... And what happens when Spike starts to milk h/c after an apocalypse? I don't know. It's basically domestic Spuffy in my loosely constructed London futureverse, set a week ago last Saturday when Team GB managed to not fail at the athletics! Nothing that would be warned for on the AO3, unless you have a phobia of tomatoes; things are played for laughs; partly dedicated to the return of The Great British Bake Off this evening, which has lifted my mood immeasurably! Exactly 1000 words, apparently.
Super Saturday and the Sloughing of Sun-Dried Sloth.It was a quiet Saturday evening in the Summers and Pratt household, the dulcet tones of John Inverdale and Denise Lewis only enhanced by the ring of a sword being checked in its scabbard.
“Spike,” a harsh voice tried to interrupt. “You’ve been lying there all day.”
“Watchinehtelly…” Spike mumbled nonetheless, his eyelids drooping as he kept his face turned to the screen. Buffy didn’t care about the athletics, of course – why was she meant to care about feats of muscle they could both pull off easy on a bad day? She didn’t understand the spectacle of power; she liked that gymnastics crap and the horses, with poncy scores for technique. “Leavemilone.”
A sigh followed that, a little warmth leaking in. “Still not feeling all better, huh?”
( He shook his head into the sofa arm... ).